Tuesday, January 26, 2016

A Manual For The Conservative Voter


It's been a long time in the making, almost 24 hours, but we've finally finished up the "Manual For The Conservative Voter," a compilation of memes and 'toons from the internets.

And why do you need this manual? Because Conservative followers have been without anything to base their own opinions on besides the dictates of their fearless leaders...


...and their agents in the halls of Congress...

 
...who aren't always around to tell them what to think...


...because thinking sometimes proves difficult even for the most seasoned of Conservative leaders...


...as decisions don't always come easy for the average Conservative either.


But this exciting manual will prove to be a handy guide to assist you in how you should think, speak, and act AND it isn't made up of that difficult "writing"...


...making the tenets of Conservatism so easy that even an idiot will get it!


So get ready, Conservatives, because first on our list  of helpful hints from the Conservative "movement" is from another one of your peers in the Peach State...


...followed a sterling example of compassionate Conservatism by this guy from West Virginia.


And now for the rest of the manual...Are you ready? Here goes!


Here's what you must know about abortion...


...and then here's what your leaders are like...


...followed by every Conservative's preferred religious beliefs...


...combined with the ambitions of every good Conservative leader.


Here is how you should look at that stuff about the so-called "Brotherhood of Man"...

...and Benghazi of course...

...and undocumented workers...


...as well as that bogus "climate change"...


...terrorists in our midst...


...true-blue red-blooded white Americans...


...darkies...


...brownies...


...fellow Conservatives...


...campaign rhetoric...


...income distribution...


...the GOP establishment...


...the challenges of Conservative governance...


...protecting the innocents...


...Conservative leadership skills...


...role models for the Conservative, past, present, and future...


...differences between fellow Conservatives...


...those nasty Libruls...


...thrift...

...evolution...


..."facts"...


...political partnerships...


...fiscal responsibility...


...and concluding our fantastic Manual For The Conservative Voter with the Three Tenets of Conservatism.

Now wasn't that easy!


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These are your typical Conservative followers who have swallowed the GOP's Kool Aid and who go to the polls in droves.

Not knowing that Conservatism is merely the opposite of democracy as the rich and powerful and their tools in our legislatures and governors' mansions do their best to pillage and steal from the rest of us, they represent the mean and stupid in our society.

Naturally, this wholesale theft leads to total misery for the People and even serious dangers fpr the world as they deny the realities of man-made climate change.

With all this, the Conservatism "movement" makes the Mafia look like juvenile delinquents - making us understand that the ONLY way to eradicate this criminal syndicate called "Conservatism" is to...

...criminalize Conservatism.