Saturday, January 16, 2016

Things Conservatives Believe In


Recently, a ton of memes and 'toons have been posted from the Godless libruls that falsely depict the things Conservatives believe in - like the meme just above.

It's true that it's hard to decipher some of those beliefs - like this one, for example...


...and this one...


...and this one...


...and this one...


...and these...


...and this one too...


...and this one that's particularly confusing for the Cons...


...along with all of these beliefs - on the "right,"of course...


...and sometimes we have to admit that the Cons are too busy to tell us specifically what they believe in!


But Conservatives come from all walks of life and besides the belief that the rich should rule, they share a lot of other beliefs, like this one...


...and this one...


...and this one...


...and this one...


...and this one, because when more people vote the Cons lose...


...along with this one, because homeless people are shiftless and they're moochers...


...and this one, because a penny saved is a penny earned...


...and this one because Conservatives love the good fight...


...and all of these great beliefs too...

...as well as these three core Conservative beliefs.


And finally, here are a list of the things that Conservatives believe in - and they're from the Other Side!


Yes, the things Conservatives believe in are really silly and truly vicious - but there's a good reason why they believe these things that they haven't told us about!


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Looking at this mishmash of Conservative beliefs, it's easy to read between the lines to identify the things that the Cons believe in.

Conservatives believe in one thing and one thing only, that the rich should rule.

But all the other "beliefs" are nothing more than smoke and mirrors to attract the mean, the fanatical, and the dumb to their side.

In a country founded as a democracy, Conservatism seeks to overthrow anything associated with it while lying, deceiving, stealing, and killing at will.

Since these are the acts of your average criminal cartel, there's only one thing to stop them and that's to...

...criminalize Conservatism.