Wednesday, January 13, 2016

The State of The (Conservative) Union 101


The calls and the letters have been pouring in again, complaining that the State of The Union Speech this year is full of Democratic propaganda that Republicans don't want to hear about, such as the Rise And Fall of The American Empire.


After all the praise we've been receiving for the even-handed posts and bipartisan views of this site we've decided to tell The Other Side of The Story - the State of The CONSERVATIVE union, if you will - because the GOP is sick and tired of being compared to the Mafia and other criminal organizations and all that stuff the Dems insist on revealing to a tired Nation.


Reactions to the SOTU speech are varied, of course...


...so let the drums roll and the People awaken - here they are, starting with the State of The Conservative Leaders...


...and continuing with the success of the last Conservative legislation bonanza...


...but we couldn't even begin to brag about the State of The Conservative Union without mentioning what the Cons think about, like peace...


...and honesty...


...and health programs for all...


...and common sense legislation...


...and problem solving...


...and fighting the budget busters...


...and standing up for products made in the good ol' USA...


...and keeping us safe...


...and confronting the terrorists, no matter who they are...


...and taking care of our wounded warriors...


...and fighting that image that they're the Party of No...


...as well as sticking up for States' rights...


...and carefully analyzing ideas from the Other Side...


...and making sure everyone knows what the Conservative "movement" is all about...


...and grooming intelligent candidates to continue the fight against stupidity...


...and waging the War on Drugs...


...and promoting Conservative ethics...


...and listening to the voters...


...and fixing our immigration problems.


And FINALLY, the real State of The Conservative Union as revealed by one of the Cons himself!



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Conservative principles can be summarized in one brief phrase: The protection of the greediest and wealthiest in our society.

All that other stuff is baloney to attract the dumbest and meanest in our society.

Combine that with the lies, deceit, stealing, and killing that typlifies Conservative progress and you get the idea that we'd better...

...criminalize Conservatism as soon as possible.