Thursday, January 7, 2016

Things That Conservatives Love...And Hate


While we've been accused of leaning to far to the Left and ignoring the "Right," we have to admit that we've completely ignored giving the Cons the praise they deserve.

But that's about to change as we sent our crack team of internets investigators out to the Conservative blogosphere last night.

There they gathered facts about what the Conservatives love and hate and we are happy to present their findings to you, starting with this little tidbit that reveals something that the Cons just HATE...


...followed by something that they just love...


...then hate...


...then love...


Say, there's a certain rhythm to this isn't there? We'll stop for a short public service announcement...


...and then we'll do it some more! So here we go - Love...


..then hate...


...love...


...then hate with a dash of confusion...


...then love...


...hate - but a quiet kind of hate...

...love...


...hate - a crazy kind of hate...


...and love - over and over means a special kind of love...


...followed by a special hate, a hate of a different color...


...along with a special kind of love...


...and ending with a special, Conservative kind of hate.


There now, wasn't that easy? That's because Conservatism is all about love AND hate...


...but especially hate.


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It's no accident that the Conservative GOP cartel is all about hate.

Conservatism is the act of protecting and increasing the number of greedy billionaires in our society to the detriment of democracy, so everything having to do with democracy is distasteful and hateful to the Conservative "movement."

Lies are okay. Deception is okay, Man-made climate change is okay even if it leads to our destruction.

It's also okay to pretend to be God-fearing because you need the weak-minded and mean-spirited who believe you to support you in the polls.

And even theft, sedition, and murder in the name of Conservatism is okay if you're a Conservative.

Doesn't this all mean that we're in a horrible mess unless we...

...criminalize Conservatism?

That's what we thought too, and the sooner the better.