Sunday, January 24, 2016

Why We Need To Vote Republican In 2016


The Nation and the world is in serious trouble now with planetary extinction, racial tensions, and income inequality threatening our way of life, and it's not always easy to decide who to vote for...


...and without our help and guidance it can be nigh impossible!


To help clear up any confusion, there are just two major political parties in the U.S., we have scoured the internets to find the best reasons to vote the straight party ticket for the GOP in 2016, and rather than bore you with long narratives and extensive analysis the internets provides us with mems and 'toons to pass on to you so you can make tough problems like this easier to understand.


So starting with this important reason to vote GOP from their front-runner, we present a list of all the reason you need to vote Republican in 2016!


One reason to vote GOP is that their leaders are closer to GOD...


...who understand that climate change is a myth.
Republicans also understand military matters better than the "Other Party"...


...and know how to fund critical research to save lives...


...they protect our civil liberties...


...and do everything they can to help working men and women...


...by providing tools to help them gain access to the bounties of capitalism.


Republican leaders are thrifty...


...tolerant...


...highly supportive of our troops...


...cost conscious...


...insightful...


...trustworthy...


...charitable...


...generous...


...truthful...


...unified...


...helpful...


...because they're also people who care...


...they're ready to start on Day 1...


...and they're always on the side of women's rights!


(If you know what we mean.)

And finally, they're filled with the spirit of brotherhood!


So don't forget to vote GOP, it's important for the sake of peace, freedom, and our struggle to make our democracy great again!



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The Republican Party is the party of the wealthiest in our society and the Democratic Party is for everyone else.

As a means of legitimizing the Rule of The Rich, the GOP is nothing more than a convenient vehicle for the rich to steal, plunder, and kill to squeeze more money from the 98 percent.

This is of course anti-democratic and therefore anti-American, leading us to the obvious conclusion that we MUST...

...criminalize Conservatism, before it's too late!







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