Tuesday, January 5, 2016

When Character Is Important, Call Your Friendly Neighborhood Conservative!


Many of our readers have complained that the GOP is chock-full of new ideas and that we never post them, chock-full of great character attributes too - but we never post a thing about them either.

But truthfully, we've NEVER said that the GOP was made up of towel boys for the rich OR that they've been devoid of new ideas to benefit the wealthiest and greediest among us OR that they're liars or cheats or anything like that...

In fact, we've been posting pix like this one just to prove it our belief in the sanctity of Conservative character and the intelligence of the Conservative "movement!"


AND in our ever-searching quest for objectivity and fair play we've decided to share these great character traits with everyone, because the GOP is a "legitimate" political party and you deserve to know why!

So HERE'S why the Cons in the GOP have sterling characters - Because our GOP is ethical...


...patriotic...

...full of common sense...


...conscious of our history...


...logical...



...life-saving...



...thoughtful...


...even-handed...



...tasteful...


...fiscally-minded...



...family-oriented...


...the working man's friend...


...helpful to like-minded political groups...


...bursting with new candidates ready to lead the country...


...ready to defend the Constitution, of course...


...lovers of freedom...


...problem solvers...



...energized...



...religiously humble...



...filled with the brotherhood of man...



...fearless...



...expert in military matters...



...diplomatic...


...fair-minded...


...well-read...



...intelligent...



...but not TOO intelligent...



...really bad-ass...



...and compassionately Conservative!



Yep, these were all the great character attributes gleaned from your friendly neighborhood Cons that some of you MIGHT have missed during the last few decades or so.


But don't worry, it has nothing to do with you.


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The compassionate Conservative is a myth promulgated by Conservatives to get Dubya "elected."

The second myth is that the Cons know how to govern as much as they know how to destroy.

Why? Because they KNOW that Conservatism is heartless and cruel - and love it.

Because when you're representing the greedy and the wealthy in our society you HAVE to be heartless and cruel.

Conservatism can't survive without lying, deceit, stealing, and killing - all the attributes of any criminal syndicate you want to name.

And the big secret is that when you represent the rich, you're un-democratic.

And when you're un-democratic you're un-American.

Aren't those enough reason to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Yes, that's what we thought too.




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