Monday, January 25, 2016

What Is A Republican Conservative Anyway?


We've seen Republicans in the past, Teddy Roosevelt, Calvin Coolidge, Herbert Hoover, and Ike...


..but these were the olden days and the new GOP is the home of the American Conservative now.


But what is a Republican Conservative anyway? And how are they different than those Democrats?


Curious about this puzzler, we sent our tired, frozen, crack team of investigators to find out the truth, and they came back with a few answers for us, starting with this simple image.


But surely there has to be more to the American Con, and our investigators came up with much, much more to tell us about them, starting with this picture of the top Cons in the political game in the U.S...


...and this one of one of their matinee idols...


...who turned out to represent ALL of their ideals!


But continuing with more clues to help us the internets was FULL of information starting with this description of their FOLLOWERS like these guys...


...and these guys too...


...along with their origins...


...and what they're been taught by their leaders, like this...


...and this..


...and a little 'toon showing how the followers fit in perfectly with the GOP.


And continuing our search for the true-blue GOP Conservative we've found scads of information on their LEADERS to help us like this little piece...


...and this one...


...and this one...


...and this one...


...and this one...


..and this one...


...and this one...


...and of course this one...

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...and finally, we realized what would happen if these great Americans weren't permitted to rule the rest of us - but was it a dream?



And when we put them all together, what do we get to answer our question? A GREAT description of what a Republican Conservative is, does, AND thinks...


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When you understand the term "Conservative," you realize that the notion of things like "smaller government," "personal responsibility," and "freedom," are nothing but hogwash to fool the mean and gullible to vote GOP...and to convince them that the unfortunate have been stealing from the rest of us even if you get nothing in return for your support.

The core of Conservatism is the belief that the rich should rule and that the rich should also own every bit of cash that the strapped middle class and poor still have.

Never mind that they do the same things like any criminal cartel that steals and kills, Conservatives are, they say, "legitimate businessmen."

When you understand that the Conservative are nothing but common criminals, don't you think that it's WAY past time then to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

We think so too.




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