Sunday, January 31, 2016

The Republican Revolution Is Headed Our Way


The Iowa Caucases start tomorrow...


...and although the voters are confused...


...their votes mark the beginning of the new Republican Revolution!


And what is the "new" Republican Revolution, you ask?

It's a movement to rule by the most intelligent people in our nation...


..with all the answers to taking our country back again...


...and featuring the best candidates you can imagine, like this guy...


...and this guy!


And what do they offer to help save the country?

Well, for starters there's the ability to work with other nations...


...and the ability to use old ideas from Party leaders...


...to bring tried and true values back to America...


...to take the lead in fiscal responsibility...


...to protect the civil rights of all of the People...


...to keep borrowing from the past...


...while planning wisely for the future...


...to be tough, not weak...


...to field the best candidates...


...to investigate evil doers...


...to support foreign movements for liberty...


...to protect American investors...


...because we must remain hopeful at all times...


...to continue to support our Freedom of The Press...


...to look out for government overreach...


...to come up with meaningful immigration laws...


...to stand up for the Separation of Church and State...


...to show how ALL lives matter...


...to promote multiculturalism...


...to support women's issues...


...to keep them from taking our guns...


...and finally, to offer symbolic hope to the Nation and to the whole world!


********************

There is no "new" Republican revolution, of course.

It's just the same old "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" while we steal and kill while the rich get richer and the powerful get even more powerful.

The GOP is where the Conservatives go to do there worst - in a political party that hates ALL things democratic - democratic with a little "d."

Anti-democratic and criminally-minded, that's what Conservatives are all about, leading us to finally know that the ONLY way to stop their rampage upon the rest of us is to...

...criminalize Conservatism!





No comments:

Post a Comment