Friday, January 8, 2016

More Conservative Values The Conservatives Want To Share With Us!


The Conservative "movement" has a ton of values that they're shared with us in the past but they keep coming up with new ideas, fantastic ideas that we've never heard of before!

Of course, the old ideas WERE getting out of hand...


...and some revisionists claim that there are no "new" Conservative ideas...


...and sometimes they're late in getting these ideas out to us...


...and sometimes they misfire a bit...


...but new ideas are coming quickly from new faces on the political scene every single day...


...and absorbed by Conservative followers only after some careful analysis...


...because you want to know how your hard-earned money is going to be spent after you lose it all!


New ideas are a theme of Conservatism and they've improved their standing in the community so much since the last time they caused the economy to crash that we've decided to show you all of the original ideas they've come up with since then, starting with this GREAT idea from the world of Conservative science...


...and this one from the folks over at the NRA...


...and this one from their idea men in Oregon...


...and this one from your average Teabagger...

...and this one from the Conservatives'  fraternal organization...

...as their leaders watch out for new subversive groups to keep an eye on...


...because they know all about foreign extremism!


Sometimes you have to ignore ideas from the past, even from the Founding Fathers at times...

...and sometimes you have to overcome objections from others...


...because those kinds of people only support dictators anyway...


...and sometimes you have to ignore extreme attacks on our freedoms, like unlimited gun rights...


...because nothing makes a Conservative happier than sharing new ideas like this one...


...and this one...


...because great ideas require great sacrifices too...


...and we mean BIG sacrifices!


And finally, we have to include this fantastic idea too...


...because Conservatism and the Republican Party are all about new ideas!


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Conservatism is bereft of any "new ideas," of course.  That's why like any other terrorists group they invoke God at every opportunity.

And THAT'S because their only idea is to hand the country over to their rich patrons, and it needs a special kind of stupid and mean living in a democratic society to believe in them.

When Conservatism's ideas take hold lies, deceit, wholesale theft, and murder result - just like what happens when other criminal syndicates take over.

Anti-democratic, anti-American, and criminal besides - aren't those more than enough reasons to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Yup, that's what we think too!




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