Saturday, January 2, 2016

Here Are A Few of The Differences Between The GOP And Normal People


We've been deluged by questions from people around the globe asking us what the differences are between the GOP and normal people.

It's pretty hard to tell because Conservatives often look like you and me, and it's only when they open their mouths are we able to get a peek at some of the differences...


...so once again we've called upon our team of internets investigators to get at the truth and our investigators came through as always, with some of the most revealing memes and 'toons that they were able to find that set out the differences between typical Conservatives and you...


...but in the interest of good taste and good breeding we've also instructed them NOT to bring back memes like this one...

...or this one...


...or this one...


...or this one...


...or this one...


...or this one either...

...and especially not this one...


...or this one...


...or from the Conservative Think Tanks, this one...

...or this one from a minor candidate for the Presidency...


...or this one from a MAJOR candidate for the same office...


...or this one from a typical GOP supporter...


...along with this one from his lovely wife...


...or this one from one of the guys who won the White House (and from one that really didn't_...


...and naturally, we couldn't include this one...


...or certainly not this one either...


...or this one...


...or this one...


...or this one...


...or even this one...


...because when you come right down to it, when you remove the hate, the stupidity, the greed, the hypocrisy, the deceit, the lies, the stealing, and the killing - you have yourself the mindset of the typical Conservative!


And in the end, we've finally found the main difference between the Cons and the rest of us...


...along with just a few more differences that will make the comparison much clearer...


...and your choice this year much easier!


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One of these days the low information voters and the misinformed voters will wake up and smell the difference between a legitimate political party and a illegitimate criminal cartel.

The party protects the People and the criminal syndicate steals from them and kills them for pocket change.

The party creates safety nets to provide for those less fortunate than the rest of us and the criminal cartel glories in their misery.

The party brings truth and hope to the voters and the syndicate brings lies and deceit for everyone they prey upon.

With all of those differences and all the pain and misery that they're caused us, we need to get moving and...

...criminalize Conservatism!


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