Saturday, January 9, 2016

A Few Questions For The Members of The Conservative "Movement."


We've heard the old saying that the Republican Party is made up of a few smart people and a whole lot of dumb ones, but we're sure this is nothing but jealousy from the supporters on the Left.

After all, the Conservative supporters count themselves by the millions and there couldn't be THAT many stupid people in our country - could there?

We've decided to test this interesting theory of Conservative stupidity by asking a few questions from the "movement," starting with this one.


We even have to call their parents at home sometimes...


...but in the Conservative world, questions are being raised all the time of the "adults" in the "movement"...


...except for the ones they never ask, like this one...


...and this one...


...and self-evident questions as we see here...


...but they do come up with questions like this one...


...and this one...


...and this one too...


...and even this one has to be asked...


...as does this one...


...along with this one...


...and this puzzler...


...and this one from across the Pond...


...and this one...


...and this one...


...and these questions too...


...but let's not forget this question...


...or even this one...


...or this one...


...or this one...


..or of course, this one.


And lastly, here's the most important question of them all...and it may be unanswerable by those being asked!


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Conservatives have an impossible time answering questions like those posed above.

And the reason? Because a "movement" based on anti-democratic principles has to lie and deceive to proselytize new recruits and to keep the older ones satisfied with the status quo, no matter how broke and broken down they are.

Pre-emptive wars, budget deficits, high unemployment - the signs of Conservatism in power are the same as the signs of a criminal syndicate in control of a captive people: misery, theft, and murder.

So when we combine the anti-American aspects of this "legitimate" political party's attacks on democracy and decency, we get the Conservative "movement," leading us to the same conclusion as always - that we MUST...

...criminalize Conservatism - before they take us down again!



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