Sunday, January 31, 2016

The Republican Revolution Is Headed Our Way


The Iowa Caucases start tomorrow...


...and although the voters are confused...


...their votes mark the beginning of the new Republican Revolution!


And what is the "new" Republican Revolution, you ask?

It's a movement to rule by the most intelligent people in our nation...


..with all the answers to taking our country back again...


...and featuring the best candidates you can imagine, like this guy...


...and this guy!


And what do they offer to help save the country?

Well, for starters there's the ability to work with other nations...


...and the ability to use old ideas from Party leaders...


...to bring tried and true values back to America...


...to take the lead in fiscal responsibility...


...to protect the civil rights of all of the People...


...to keep borrowing from the past...


...while planning wisely for the future...


...to be tough, not weak...


...to field the best candidates...


...to investigate evil doers...


...to support foreign movements for liberty...


...to protect American investors...


...because we must remain hopeful at all times...


...to continue to support our Freedom of The Press...


...to look out for government overreach...


...to come up with meaningful immigration laws...


...to stand up for the Separation of Church and State...


...to show how ALL lives matter...


...to promote multiculturalism...


...to support women's issues...


...to keep them from taking our guns...


...and finally, to offer symbolic hope to the Nation and to the whole world!


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There is no "new" Republican revolution, of course.

It's just the same old "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" while we steal and kill while the rich get richer and the powerful get even more powerful.

The GOP is where the Conservatives go to do there worst - in a political party that hates ALL things democratic - democratic with a little "d."

Anti-democratic and criminally-minded, that's what Conservatives are all about, leading us to finally know that the ONLY way to stop their rampage upon the rest of us is to...

...criminalize Conservatism!





Saturday, January 30, 2016

Conservative Practical Politics 101


Conservatism isn't only a political philosophy, it's also about practical politics and we've collected some secret information from GOP Headquarters on much of their strategies and practices that will make you appreciate how the Conservative "movement" has changed the Grand Old Party way of doing business.

While some assume that the inmates have taken over the asylum, cooler heads point out that none of the practical political strategies have changed, as this 'toon shows us...

...because when you say "Conservative politics," we mean their slant on how they weigh political options...


...showing off their strong leadership skills...


...getting along with the Mainstream Media...


...creating new ways of raising campaign cash...


...analyzing the polls...


...discussing the issues...


...dealing with troubled constituents...


...informing the media...


...preventing voter fraud...


...sharing their optimism with the troops...


...recruiting for the GOP's Big Tent...


...polishing their debating skills...


...keeping up with the latest science...


...touting the Conservative record...


...using unimpeachable logic to get through to the voters...


...drawing on America's past victories...


...identifying the constituency...


...bragging about job growth...


...working with the financial community...



...promoting a bipartisan spirit with the Other Side...


...associating with the brightest candidates...


...warning of new dangers to the community...


...dealing with minorities...


...raising campaign cash...


...communicating their message with ALL Americans...


...finding solutions to tough problems...


...working the debates effectively...


...coordinating with Conservative legislators...


...and leading the country at every opportunity!


So which Party are you going to support this year?


Yes, we thought so.

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It's been known for awhile that while Democrats legislate, Republicans investigate.

And recently the Conservatives in our Congress have doubled the ante by identifying themselves as the Party of No.

Why you ask?

Simple, the job of ALL Conservatives is to stifle ANYTHING that prevents the rich from getting more rich and powerful - to the detriment of the people, no matter how much the People are robbed and killed, no matter how they help tear down the environment...even up to the point of planetary extinction.

Besides being a mirror image of any criminal cartel you want to name, the GOP is anti-democratic - and this in a democratic country.

It has to be time to...

...criminalize Conservatism - WAY past time!