Wednesday, December 23, 2015

A Few Fun Facts About Conservatism

To many, Conservatives are serious and have no sense of humor about the Conservative "movement."

Sure, Cons like Dennis Miller are devoid of any humor and the few times Fox News tried comedy they fell flat on their you-know-what.

But after a comprehensive investigation into the matter our crack investigators found enough fun facts about Conservatism to satisfy even the most disgruntled of the Cons, like this fun fact...


...and wasn't that just hilarious? Let's try some more, like this fun factoid...


...and this one...


...and this one...


...followed by this one...


...because with the Cons, theory turns into fact very quickly.


But here's another fun fact about Conservatism...


...because Conservatism is so much fun, like we see here...


...and here...


...and even here...


...and here...


...and to celebrate the holidays, here too.


And this Conservative fun fact? It's HILARIOUS...


...just like this one...


...and this one...


...and this one too...


...and this one for sure...


...and (yuck!) this one...


..and of course, this one...


...and this one...


...and tragically, this one too...


...along with this fun fact...


...and this funnier one...


...and from the GOP's front runner, this is the funnest fact of them all!


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The meme above illustrates an important fact about Conservative "facts."

There are none.

When your core belief in a democracy is the rule by the rich, you'd better lie.

And when your policies steal from the poor and middle class to give to the rich, you'd better lie some more.

But finally, when your constituency is made up of the dumbest, craziest, and meanest sector of the polity you can lie as much as you want and no one's the wiser.

With all of this staring us in the eye, it's WAY past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism!