Monday, December 21, 2015

You Say That The GOP Doesn't Make Any Sense?


Because Conservatism is so confusing, some people think that the Republicans don't make any sense.


And the last Debate didn't help at all...

...because somehow things are a lot different today.


Since they don't understand the aims and the mindset of the Conservative "movement" they think that Conservatives are crazy, stupid, greedy, mean, and hateful.


ALL of these things can't be true at the same time, but the GOP is figuring out how to get their message out to resonate with the ill-informed voters.


So we've scoured the web for the reasons why the Cons come across as ALL of these things and we think we've come up with some answers - like this one for example that shows that the Cons are tough, not mean...


...although some pinko commies may think differently...


...and this meme shows that Conservatives are smart, not stupid...


...and this one shows that they're loving, not hateful...

...because love means never having to say "I'm sorry."

Those who call the Cons crazy should recognize that "crazy" can be relative...


...except for just a few of the Republicans...


...although on some things, there's total agreement no matter how crazy they sound.


And who should decide what constitutes "greed" anyway...


...because when you look at the Big Picture, "greed" is so relative...

...even when you look at the Small Picture.


And for those who call the Conservative lawmakers crazy, one of their most respected legislators has a message for you doubters...


...and for those who think that the Libruls are crazy, this outstanding governor has a few words of advice too...


...but who's to judge who's crazy and who's sane anyway...


...or who's stupid...


...or who's hateful...


...because for Conservatives it doesn't matter AT ALL.


And in conclusion we'll let the GOP speak for itself about that "hate" thing this time - with NO help from anyone else!

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Conservatism has always been at war with America because America was founded as a participatory democracy and their greedy patrons have never liked that.

And if being anti-democratic is anything, it's anti-American.

Couple this core belief in the legitimacy of autocracy with the lies, deceit, lying, stealing, and killing that are the results of the Conservatives' words and actions - you get a criminal syndicate complete with hit men, button men, consiglior, and dons.

So since Conservatism is the largest "legitimate" criminal cartel in the world, doesn't it make sense to just...

...criminalize Conservatism?