Thursday, December 17, 2015

What Do The Conservatives REALLY Think About You?


Conservatives are so gosh darned busy protecting us from the terrorists that they forget to tell us what they really think about us.


Sure, some of them don't have too many deep thoughts...


...but they usually know what kind of thoughts YOU should have...



...but indeed, they're so bashful about what they think about the common man because of their well-earned modesty that we thought we'd share some of the thoughts, thoughts that they think about you and others around us when you aren't paying attention - thoughts like this, for example...


...and other thoughts like this one too...


...and these precious little thoughts...


...and this poignant thought to assuage the fear you have over man-made climate change...


...and this one for those who don't want "weak" presidents...


...and this one for anyone who isn't "nice" to this gentlemen...


...and this one showing how much the Cons stick by all the friends in their thoughts...


...and this thought for those of you who insist on saying, "Happy Holidays"...


...and this one if you've just met your favorite Conservative...


...and this one about the kiddies...


...and this one about all their Christian pals...



...and this one about all you new gun owners...



...but no thoughts at all if you're a wounded warrior...



...but this thought works - a thought that's coming from Conservatism's supporters in other lands...


...and don't forget the thoughts coming from your Conservative boss...


...along with things the Cons think about anyone who enjoys the scenery...



...as well as those who seek solutions for their problems...


...because they know exactly what you're looking for...


...and exactly what to do with ALL of you if you question their authority...



...as well as your children and your grandchildren!



And finally, this one to show what they think about the unfortunate during this Yuletide season!


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As towel boys and bed warmers for the rich, Conservatives really don't have any thoughts about anything except themselves and their rich sponsors' bank accounts.

In a participatory democracy the rich and their Conservative lackeys hate democracy and hate anyone who loves it - a pretty strange picture in a country founded on democracy.

Conservatives lie, Conservatives deceive, Conservatives steal your money, and they kill you and your children.

With all of this coming from what is obviously a criminal element, isn't it high time that we...

...criminalize Conservatism?