Sunday, December 13, 2015

The Difference Between Conservatives And Normal People


Folks keep stopping us in the street and sending their emails to ask us the important question, "What is the difference between Conservatives and normal people?"

And with such a difficult question popping up so close to the Election, we've decided to punt - to give this question to our crackerjack team of internets investigators.

They haven't disappointed us before and again they've unearthed a few memes and 'toons that explain the whole thing to us - with suggestions like this one that point to the GOP's record of job creation, for example...


...and this one from one of their non-front runners talking about one of the other contestants...

...and this one from that same contestant explaining some of the more significant differences...


...that stem from one of the major differences between the Reds and the Blues...


...even if you have to read between the lines...


...or just reading the lines themselves...



...and that assumes that the Conservative followers aren't functional illiterates, of course...


...which might be a hasty assumption when we're talking about Conservatives...


...or would it...


...because between you and me their are some huge differences between the Cons and normal people, like this...


...and this...


..and this...

...and this...


...and this...


...and this...


...and of course, this...

...and sadly, even this...


...and finally, this stark difference between Conservatives and the rest of us.


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The percentage of crazy Cons is really low but with huge differences between them and us is their belief system.

The belief in bigotry, racism, hate, thievery, and the killing of innocents.

Sure, those are all criminal acts, and when we add their anti-democratic and anti-American rhetoric we get something even worse...

...making us understand that the only way to stop these criminals is to...

...criminalize Conservatism!