Sunday, December 6, 2015

When Conservatism Takes Over All Three Branches of Government


We were quite taken back the other day when someone suggested that if the GOP kept control of the Senate and the House as well as winning the White House we'd be under their control for quite awhile.

And new generations of Cons will take the place of the older ones...



...as long as Conservative parents start them early enough...



...and they'll stay true to the Conservative "movement" too.



As we all know, sometimes the GOP loses its mind...



(This next meme utilizes a fake quote, but it really tells us why a certain short-fingered vulgarian might take control of the White House.)



...but we also have to admit that at the very least the face of the Supreme Court would be changed to a deeper Red for decades to come.



Some say this would be a Good Thing and others think that it would be a Bad Thing, and others just want to find common ground.



So we decided to see what the internets had to say about it, because the Cons are keeping mum about a possible takeover and the internets is always right, starting with this little gem that tells us how things might change the world around us...


...as this one does about our Congress...



...and this one too.



Naturally, some things will remain the same because the more things change the more they stay the same - just like this...



...and like this...



...and like this too...


...as well as this...



...and this...



...and this, of course...



...but NOT this...



...or this either!



But we can count on THIS...


...as well as this...


...and this...



...and this sad fact goes along with it...


...as does this one...



...and this one...



...and this one too...



...and unfortunately, this one from the new Surgeon General...



...and this one from the Compassionate Conservatives...


...and this one from the Cons in (Con)gress...



...and this one from the Fundamentalist proteges of the Cons...



...and this one from their other pals...



...and this one from their fellow protestors...


...and finally, this one for the rest of us!



And after all is said and done, this is what we'll have left!



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Conservatism is a collection of stupidity, insanity, and greed...nothing more and nothing less.

The greed encompasses the core of the Conservative credo - the belief that the rich must rule.

Call it a plutocracy or call it an oligarchy, it's what the Cons want for us in our supposed participatory democracy.

And the results of Conservative rule are racism, hate, sedition, treason, robbery, and murder...

...all in the name of Christianity and patriotism just to attract the haters and morons to their side.

With all of this staring us in the face day in and day out, isn't it really time to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Yes, we thinks so too.