Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Funny Things That Happen In The World of Conservatism


Many look at the world of Conservatism as grim and foreboding, but we've seen a lot on the internets to prove to us that funny thing happen within the Conservative "movement," things like this little 'toon...


...although there are those who would say those funny things are not "ha-ha" funny but more like "strange" and "weird" funny, like this sad meme.


So instead of cherry picking something out of the air, in the interest of fair play and objectivity we'll just post a few random memes and 'toons and let you think about all of those "funny things" - memes like this one, for example...


...and this 'toon...


...and this...


...and this one too...


...along with this one...


...and this one...


...and this one too, of course...


...along with this one (If you'll pardon the frank language!)...


...and in time for the holidays, this one for sure...


...and in our continuing quest for impartiality, this one from a Conservative!


And let's not leave this one out...


...or this one either...


...or this one...


...or even this one...


...or this one...


...or this one...


...or this one...


...and certainly not this one...


...or this one...


...or even this one...


...or this one...


...or this one somehow connecting these strange bedfellows...


...and this one, of course...


...or ANY of these little chuckles...


...because when all is said and done, those funny things turn into absurdities - and who knows what comes after those absurdities in the world that the Conservatives live in (and want you to live in too).


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No, there's nothing funny about a political "party" that is the spitting image of every other criminal cartel we've ever heard of.

Criminal cartels deal in lies and deception.

Criminal cartels deal in wholesale theft.

And criminal cartels deal in the deaths of their own citizens.

And if this reminds you of the Conservative "movement," isn't it about time we...

...criminalized Conservatism?

Yes, we think so too.