Saturday, November 28, 2015

Conservatism: Not Just For Everyone


The Conservative "movement" is not just for anyone.

Conservatives say that to be a Con, you have to have a feeling for "liberty" and "individual responsibility" and some other stuff.

Some have other ideas however. They see Conservatives as mean, bigoted, stupid, and sometimes out of their minds...



So in our usual interest in fair play we've decided to see what the internets has to say about this delicate subject, because the internets never lies - they have  some penetrating ideas about why Conservatism isn't just for everyone, like this meme says...



(But NOT this!)



...but this one explains a lot...



...like this one does...



...and this one...



...and this one, although for some reason the Cons HATE us talking about white terrorism...



...and from Donald Trump World, this one too...



...and this one counts...



...as well as this one...



...and this one (Because logic has nothing to do with Conservatism)...



...and this one from the Climate Change deniers...



...and even this one from one of them Libruls...



...and this one...

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...and this one...



...and unfortunately, this one...



...and this one...



...and this one too...



...along with this one of his brother Shemp and one of his bffs...



...and this one...



...and this one of course - we can't forget THIS one...



...and this one...no, no! NOT this one!



...but this one works...


...and this one works too...



...along with this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this little stroll down memory lane...


...and this one - as all good Conservatives know so well...



...and this one - because like we said, Conservatism ISN'T just for everyone!



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Those gems from the 'net should tell us exactly what makes the typical Conservative run.

Fear, hate, meaness, insanity, greed, and stupidity.

Hardly the stuff for a "legitimate" political party or its fellow travelers, is it?

Unfortunately, Conservatives steal and kill - just like their Mafia counterparts.

And all this in the name of anti-democracy - and therefore in the name of anti-Americanism too.

Isn't it WAY past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism?