Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Just Who Is The Republican Party?


They say that the Republican Party is made up of a few smart people and a whole lot of dumb ones, but since the inmates took over the Conservative asylum it's been difficult separating the two.



Which one is which, you ask?

To find out just who makes up the Republican Party, we've decided to sojourn down the Conservative trail in the internets to pass this information on to you - with descriptive memes and 'toons like this one that tells us what they think of the horrors of Socialism...



(Because Socialism is a Bad Thing.)



...and this one that explains where their employers are coming from...



...and this one from the Republican Statue of Liberty that changes the rule just a little bit...



...and this one for those who ignore history...



...and this one that explains the Party Plank on education...



...and this one that tells us something about their best candidates for the presidency...



...along with this one with his little buddy...



...and this one from the GOP's public relations department at Fox "News..."



...and this one from their sister network...



...as well as this one that explains their purpose in life...



...and this one that shows us their generosity, Compassionate Conservative style...



...and this one that explains what a Conservative "freedom fighter" is...



...together with this one that explains a part of Conservative history in the Middle East...



...and this one that explains how the Cons keep everything under control...



...as well as this one that asks if Conservatism contains everything that is wrong with America...



...and this one that answers it...



...and this one that is the icing on the Conservative cake...



...along with this one explaining why a minimum wage is evil...



...and this one that really tells us all about Conservatism and race relations in this country...



...and finally, a book that explains it all!


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After all of this you should be getting the idea.

Conservatism comes in three parts:

One, and the really only important one, is to preserve and promote the rich on their quest for the perfect Conservative plutocracy.

Two, to woo the stupid and mean to their side.

Three, to steal, kill, and maim if everything works out all right.

With all this staring us in the face, don't you think that it's WAY past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism?