Monday, November 23, 2015

For The New Voter: The Things Conservatives Do And Say


In our bipartisan effort to explain what sorts of things Conservatives say and do, we've collected a few bits of information to help the new voter to decide which Party best represents him.



We've seen some of the typical Conservative supporters doing their thing...



...but the Conservative "movement" doesn't usually explain themselves well when it's trying to explain why a plutocracy is better that a democracy, so we imagine that the young voter is perplexed too and he needs our help...



...because even the Conservative leadership is confused sometimes!



The Conservative "movement" says it's all about "freedom," "personal responsibility," "the right to life," and all sorts of weird things you don't usually hear about in polite company, so we've taken this opportunity to try to explain some of the more complicated issues like this one, for example that shows us that with Conservatism, nothing changes...



(And by "nothing" we really mean "nothing!")



...but there are other issues that the Cons are interested in too, like this one about their views on Free Speech...



...and this one that explains why they're on the side of the downtrodden Christians...



...and let's not forget this one that shows us some of that old fashioned Conservative tolerance and brotherhood...



...and this little tidbit that explains that you have to be genetically equipped to be a good Conservative...



...along with 'toons and memes that explains the Rights' "new ideas" - like this one...



...and this one...



...and this one too...



...and this one...



...and this one of course...



...along with this new idea...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...right along side with some of their usual ones like this one...



...and this idea from one of our favorite Red States...



...and this one - for awhile anyway...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...but NOT this one - that crazy one came from the Other Side!



...but this one counts...



...and these too...



(As they yearn for the Good Old Days!)



...and sometimes the Cons' "new ideas" are just like their old ones...



...and their "old ideas" are just like their new ones!



But in the end, new voter - THIS is what the Conservative "movement" is all about!


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New voter or old voter, most voters don't seem to get the idea about Conservatism's "new ideas."

There is only ONE idea at the core of Conservatism: Making a democracy into a plutocracy, nothing more and nothing less - because everything else is drivel, manufactured to attract and keep the worst and dumbest in our society on their side.

In a democratic society we call this drive to plutocracy anti-democratic.

And if that democracy is in America, we must call Conservatism anti-American.

What else can we say about a party whose policies result in wholesale theft, murder, and lies after lies after lies other than that they're really a criminal cartel?

And if they're REALLY a criminal syndicate in disguise shouldn't you be talking about...

...criminalizing Conservatism?

We certainly do.