Monday, September 28, 2015

What Our Republican Congress Brings To The Table, Part III


While we thought we covered all the things that our Republican Congress brings to the table in Parts I and II, even more postcards and telegrams poured into our office disputing our conclusions that the Repugs are trying to create an America that would be underfed,underpaid, uninsured, uninformed, unsafe, unable to vote, overpopulated, overarmed, and overly paranoid.

But even as our widely known distaste for partisan politics has been questioned, we decided to offer MORE evidence of what the Cons are bringing to the table, starting with this little gem that explains the art of Conservative politics...



...and while we are tipping our hand in revealing the root cause of Conservative convictions, we couldn't resist posting this little tidbit too...



...along with one of the Con's instruction manuals.



But getting back to the question of what the Cons are serving us, here is a clue of what they're NOT serving to the American voter...c



...along with an explanation of HOW they can afford to serve us their special  menu day after day.

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But getting back to the Cons' plate du jour, it is prepared like this...

...as this chef knows well...



...as she prepares to serve it to us piping hot...



...or sometimes, pretty cold...



...making it pretty difficult at times to tell what they're serving us, especially when we see what they're prepared after all the endlessappetizers  - like this one...



...and this one...



...and these...



...while always making sure we watch that boiling pot...



...(but not always).




So now that we've seen everything that the Repugs bring to our table, we know that there has to be a reason why they're serving it to us...do you get it yet? Good.



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Eating at the Cons' table is not unlike sitting down to a meal with the Borgias: You may not leave the table alive.

The Conservative "movement" is after all a movement to insure that the rich rule over the 99 percent, even if the results of their policies involve deceit, lies, stealing, and killing.

Yes, the Conservative "movement" is nothing but the largest criminal cartel in human history in disguise as a "legitimate" political party, leading us to demand yet again that we...

...criminalize Conservatism!

Joyce, Jnr.


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"The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even
another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media
bias."

GOP Rep. Lamar Smith.

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