Sunday, September 20, 2015

What Conservatives Believe - In Just A Few Memes And 'Toons, Part III


We conclude our three-part series with, "What Conservatives Believe - In Just A Few Memes And 'Toons, Part III," a look at the ins and outs of being a Conservative by focusing on what they believe.

The Conservative mind is simple yet vicious, and no amount of memes and 'toons could capture all of the things that the Cons really believe in but we're going to give it a third try, starting with this explanation of WHY they believe what they believe.



Naturally, every son and daughter of your friendly neighborhood Con wants to grow up to be exactly what their mommies and daddies were, like this guy...



...but maybe we should start all over by explaining just WHO the Cons want to attract to their side...



...and it helps if we see just what the Other Side is up to.



So now that we have those little chores taken care of, let's see what makes those nasty Cons tick - starting with a meme from a guy who REALLY knows what fear is...


...and continuing with some of the closely held beliefs like this one to understand what the Cons do and say...



..beliefs like this one...



...and this one too...



...and this one...



...and this one, of course...



...along with this one...






...but even though we know the truth now, NOT this one...


.
...or this one...



...or this one...



...or this one either.



But let's get back to what the Cons believe in, like this strange one...



...and this strange one too...



...along with this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this important one too, because all Cons just LOVE these dogs.



And finally, all of the people in the GOP that made all these beliefs possible pretty well explains why they believe what they believe!



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We may have been joshing you a bit, because there's only one thing that the GOP leadership believes in: That the Rich Shall Rule Over The Rest of Us.

Everything else is smoke and mirrors, con jobs to proselytize more of the meanest and dumbest in our society to their side.

The Conservative "movement" after all is nothing more than a criminal cartel dressed up as a "legitimate" political party - complete with deceit, lies, stealing, and murder after murder after murder.

Don't YOU think that it's way past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism? Yes, we do too.

Joyce, Jnr.


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"I will tell you that I had a mother last night come up to me here in Tampa,
Florida, after the debate. She told me that her little daughter took that
vaccine, that injection, and she suffered from mental retardation
thereafter."

Michele Bachmann on the HPV vaccine. (It doesn't cause mental
retardation).

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