Monday, August 31, 2015

What DO Republicans Believe In?




There seem to be a huge variety of Conservatives, and so many of them speak in a secret code, but what do they all really believe in?



We know they support a "minimum wage..."



...and we know that Democrats legislate, while Republicans investigate...



...and we know that they aren't happy unless they're attacking someone...



...but what do they really believe in?  Is it guns and ammo...


...or is it oil...



...or is it supply-side economics...



...or is it deporting all those immigrants...



...or is it pre-emptive warfare...



...or maybe it's mental health issues.



No, that couldn't be it. Maybe it's "legitimate rape..."



...or privatization...



...or women's issues...



...or their vaunted financial expertise...



...or something called "religious freedom..."



...or "merit pay" for teachers...




...or racial equality...



...or helping the American worker...



...or full employment and a good economy...



...or climate change...



...or even tan suits?



Because ALL of these issues get the Conservative base really excited...



But whatever the Cons believe in, we better put a stop to it...NOW - before it's too late!


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We were just kidding about all of these issues, of course.  And we were even kidding about the seeming complexity of Conservative "issues."

Because there's really only ONE issue that's important to the Conservative leadership, and that's the preservation of the upper class that feeds them.

The upper class that lies, steals, and kills to push America towards the Conservative dream of a new American feudal economy.

Conservatism is clearly anti-democratic, and therefore un-American too.

With all this staring us in the face, isn't it way past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism?


Joyce, Jnr.


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"Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future."

Jimmy Carter.

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