Sunday, August 30, 2015

Lying, Stealing, And Killing: It's The Conservative Way!


Conservatives get upset when they get accused of lying, stealing, and killing. But is it really true? Aren't they just the Party of small government and fiscal responsibility?



We decided to do some research to find out the truth, starting with this urgent plea from one of their leaders..



Naturally, all the Cons want us to know is this little homily only proves that they hate a lot of people...



...and hate them passionately...



...because they're really good at that!



But let's move on and see what how the Cons lie, steal, and kill - starting with this little meme...



...then this one...


...and this one from New Orleans...



...and this one from the Cons' mentor, the NRA...



(You've heard about their work, haven't you?)



...and this one on ethnic cleansing from the GOP front-runner...



...and this one from Wall Street...



...and this one from "you know who..."



...and so many more, like this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one too.



And finally, a description of all of these guys who represent the worst of the Conservative world of  lies, theft, and death.



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It's easy to see why lying, stealing, and killing is the Conservative Way.

The Cons lie because they HAVE to - because they court superstition, they stand for the rule by the rich (in a democracy!) - and they HAVE to lie about all things progressive if they want to fool their supporters into voting for them.

Stealing is axiomatic with the Conservative "movement," because Conservatism is the rationale for making the "job creators" earn their keep.

And finally, death runs rampant in the name of Conservatism: Because the Cons are the Party of Sociopathy and hate and authoritarianism.

So looking at all of this, isn't it WAY past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter,
taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are
the party that says government doesn't work and then
 get elected and prove it."

P.J. O'Rourke.

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