Thursday, August 27, 2015

Protecting Our Freedoms The Conservative Way


The Republican mantra, "Protecting Our Freedoms," is mentioned over and over because if they said "Protecting Our Billionaires and Multicorporations" voters might get the wrong idea.

And in our usual impartial, evenhanded way we explore some of the ways freedom rings in Conservative circles.

After all, the Cons have HUNDREDS of ways they want to "protect" us, like giving us unrestricted use of guns for everyone...



...and don't forget how they protect the rights of our wimmenfolk...



...because when it comes to freedoms they just LOVE our women - and immigrants too!



But Republicans protect our freedoms by taking us back to the past glories of their country...



...so you better not be persecuting them for their beliefs...



...because no one is as patriotic or courageous as the Cons are...



...and they'll attack anyone who doubts them too...



...because a state of permanent war is the best way to protect all of our freedoms...



...along with their belief in one-man-one vote...



...with no "free stuff" allowed...



...because they firmly believe in things like racial equality...



(Because it's on top of their list for enhancing *everyone's* freedoms.)



...and protecting our jobs...



...and family values...



...and citizenship...


...and encouraging new projects...



...and everything that promotes job creation...



...and showing who is destroying our freedoms at all times...



...and education for all...



...and providing for the poor...



...and repairing the infrastructure...



...AND attacking anyone who doesn't want to protect our freedoms, like this guy...



...or this gal!




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If the American voter would wake up and smell the Conservative napalm, he'd realize that the Cons have NO interest in protecting anyone's freedom.

"Protecting our freedoms" is just a meme to entice the poor and uneducated to reject the notion that taxes should be used to help people who need help.

And that mantra of "no taxes" is really only meant for the rich, although the middle class and the poor and the mean and the stupid can assume that it's meant for them too.

After all, the Conservative "movement" is nothing but a sham to fool the people that the GOP isn't really the Party of The Rich...AND it gives the Conservative leadership permission to lie, steal, and kill - all in the name of "protecting our freedoms."

With all of that staring you in the face, don't you think it's high time that we...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"Herbert Hoover once ran on the slogan, 'Two cars in every garage'.
Apparently, the Republican candidate this year is running on the slogan,
'Two families in every garage'."

Harry Truman.

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