Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Just What Is The "Republican Agenda," Anyway?


The Conservative Agenda is the same as the Republican Agenda, but what is it really?

We know that it's made up of many parts, each designed to further the aims of the GOP, but some find it confusing.

There has to be a logical answer, since the Cons keep telling us what the Conservative "movement" is all about, but some think that the Republican Agenda looks like this...



...while others are just starting to figure it out.



So let's start checking some of the items on the Agenda, like this one about walls - yes, walls...



...and guns...



...and women's bodies...



...and defunding Planned Parenthood...



...and education...


...and the importance of preserving human life...



...and real Conservative patriotism...



...and balancing the budget...



(Because that's how America achieves its greatness!)



...and the next one the agenda, how Conservatism has maintained the infrastructure...



...followed by truth vs. truthiness...



...then, of course, Benghazi...



...then healthy living...



...and military tactics and strategery...



...and trustworthiness..




...and the social media...



...and who should run the world...



...and fighting that fake climate change stuff...



...and all these plans go onto the Agenda too...



...along with these items that MUST head the Republican Agenda at all times...



...and finally, the meme that tells you all about the people who draw up the Republican Agenda!



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The inmates are still trying to take over the asylum, but the agenda remains the same for inmate and guard.

It's a long, vicious agenda, and it's all about making more money for the rich while conning you that you too can be a millionaire if you stop being lazy (if you're white) or shiftless (if you're black).

The Conservative agenda serves the rich and fools the poor, while using lies, theft, and murder to get their own way.

And yes, the GOP is made up of a few smart, greedy people and a whole lot of stupid, mean ones.

Other countries outlaw criminal cartels, don't you thing that it's high time that we...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"In the United States I have always believed that there was a big difference
between Conservative and stupid. Boy is it getting harder to prove that one
by the minute."

Rick Mercer.

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