Monday, August 10, 2015

You Too Can Be A Conservative Star!


Too many of us feel like we COULD be a Conservative darling, but it seems to be so difficult...



...but not any longer because YOU TOO can be a Conservative star by studying up on things that we'll show you today like pretending to hate "government interference...



...and learning by watching your Conservatives betters when they talk about things like hate...



...and issues like Benghazi...



...and voter fraud...



...and education...


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...and Israel...



...and the minimum wage...



(Because ANYONE can live on the current minimum wage!)

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...and believing in America...

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...and equal pay for women...



...and speaking of women - here are some pat answers for an issue like rape...



...and the value of life...



...and the patriotic Koch family...



...and Wall Street criminals...



...and weed...



...and capitalism...



...and executive pay...



...and educating our children...



...and the Affordable Care Act...



...and our Founding Fathers...


...along with the Founder of the GOP...

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...all while staying really classy...



...while expounding on the evils of government...



...and getting out the vote...



...along with a little strategery...



...and everything about guns and ammo...



...and racism...



...and J.H.C., of course...



...and those pesky lgbt issues too...



...and finally, the vision of Conservatism...



Now you've learned how you too can be a Conservative star...Wasn't that easy!




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If you study all the memes and 'toons posted above, you may be able to see a pattern.

Conservatism is anti-middle class because they're on the side of the rich in their relentless class warfare.

Conservatism is racist, "god-like," and a warmongering mouthpiece for the defense industry.

And have you noticed how the Cons lure the unwary into believing that the rich shouldn't pay taxes?

The so-called Conservative movement doesn't shy away from lying, stealing, and killing either.

So don't you think it's high time that we...

...criminalized Conservatism!

Joyce, Jnr.


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“How did [the Holocaust] happen? Because God allowed it to happen…
because God said, ‘My top priority for the Jewish people is to get them to
come back to the land of Israel.’”

Rev. John Hage.

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