Saturday, August 8, 2015

How To Be A Good Republican 101


It's been said that there's no difference between the two Parties, and those who say it must be pretty smart because they say it all the time...



...even though some think that there must be a FEW differences between Left and Right, like these guys said.



Because when it comes to new ideas, nothing makes them clearer than a good political debate...



...even if you get mixed up a bit at certain times.



In our role as impartial judges, we will adjudicate the matter - and so without further ado let's take a look at the Party on the right, starting with this little meme about a certain "President" from the past...



...followed by a new candidate with new ideas...



...like this new Conservative idea...



...since we know how the GOP always helps those that vote Republican.



But let's go over a few thoughts from the Cons themselves, like this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this thought...



...and this one too!



But wait just a gol-danged minute there, this is the Party of The Big Tent! So here are more thoughts from the Conservative "movement," like this thought...



...and this one too...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and this one (we think)...



...and this one...



...and of course, from the Republicans' favorite candidate - this one too.



And this thought pretty well tells us everything we need to know when signing up for "How To Be A Good Republican 101."



Finally, here are some of the little things that separate the Dems from the Repugs...



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A Republican politician says what his supporters want to hear, and his job is to make them oblivious to the underlying goal of "Conservatism," to lie, steal, and kill so that the rich get richer.

Every asinine statement, every hateful expression, and every bigoted attitude is a mirror of their supporters.

“If you think these guys are bad,” a Texas political pundit said, “you should see their constituents.”


Yes Virginia, the Republican Party IS made up of a few smart, greedy people and a whole lot of poor, dumb, mean ones.

And they will also lie, steal, and kill to show you how Conservatism works.

Don't you think it's high time that we...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters
and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport."

George W. Bush.

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