Monday, July 6, 2015

The GOP Bible


Yesterday, we brought you The Republican Rule Book and it's fitting that the GOP Bible should follow...it's a bit like reading the Declaration of Independence after perusing the Constitution of The United States of America.

The GOP Bible doesn't have an "Old" or "New" version - the GOP is Conservative and has always been Conservative, and the GOP Bible is only *for* Conservatives, as we see here...



...and here...



...and here, where we find that "In the beginning," the Genesis of money inspired the Conservative "movement..."



...because with the Cons, money talks...



...and B.S. walks...



...and with the blessings of the Conservative Bible, the Cons make their own rules...



...because the Cons are really religious peeps...



...and they really believe - we mean *really* believe!



But what do the Cons really believe in, you ask? It's what they DON'T believe in - like this...



...but when you're a member of the Conservative "movement," Thou SHALL steal...



...and give the money to your rich masters...



...and in the Conservative Bible, the Cons NEVER separate church and state...



...nor do they believe that "all men are created equal..."




...because some Cons are more equal than others.



And in the Conservative Bible, Thou SHALL kill too...



...AND commit adultery...



...and bearing false witness against their neighbor is in their Bible also...



...and believe it or not, their Bible doesn't mention any one of THESE heresies.



So finally, the Cons' Bible is way better than that "other" Bible, because the Cons have way more than twelve apostles!



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Conservative leaders never look at the Bible, of course - that's for their moronic Sheeplets.

And the Conservative leaders aren't just amoral and unpatriotic - they'r un-American extremists too.

They have one core belief, and one belief only - that the rich must rule.

And if they have to lie, steal, and kill to help the rich reach their final goal of the New American Age of Feudalism?

So be it.

And that's why it's important that we...

...criminalize Conservatism.

Joyce, Jnr.


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"The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews."

Jerry Falwell.

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