Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Why You Should Be A Conservative Even If You're Not A Millionaire


Conservatives love to tout the story that everyone in this great country of ours can be a millionaire if he just applies himself, but if we multiply our population of 310,000,000 by a million dollars it just doesn't add up - unless they're just having a little playful fun with us.

Here is what you HAVE to believe, even if you're not rich or never will be...



...because some Libs don't understand that we can fill the glass all the way up...



...and here is a handy Republican voting checklist so that you don't lose your focus when the Libruls are using facts and logic to make you look so damned stupid.



Sure it SOUNDS complicated, but not to worry...



...because even if we hear all that nonsense from losers like this guy...



...or this wiseguy...



...altruistic people like this great man have your back!



The GOP has a great plan to help you decide how to vote against your best interests...



...and they're all getting on board with it...



...because you can't find a finer bunch of Americans than these guys...



...and every single one of them is, you know, fiscally responsible...



...fiscally responsible and really, really smart...



...just so you can be a Con even if you're not rich!



AND your Conservative leadership has go it covered...



...with answers to all of your important questions...



...that have led us to this...



...and of course, this.



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Yes, the GOP is made up of millionaires protecting the wealth of the billionaires - but if you aren't a rich white guy you have no business voting for any of them.

The objective of the Conservative "movement" is to move all of your income and assets to the pockets of their rich benefactors - even if it takes theft and killing to accomplish that objective.

AND if you believe that they are really interested in "right to life," "states' rights," or any of the other tools to get you on their side, then you are probably going to vote against your best interests.

I think it's about time to criminalize Conservatism...

...don't you?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal."

Richard M. Nixon.

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