Monday, May 18, 2015

What Do Conservatives Hate The Most?


We've seen the Cons spread their hate for our president ever since he took office, and it makes us wonder how many things besides people of color that the Conservatives hate the most.

When they start bragging about their qualifications to hold office, the hate sometimes gets put aside because a great resume speaks volumes...



...but we know how their Hate List is boundless so we'll start off with looking at some things they hate the most, like gang shootouts...unless the gangsters are white, of course.



So let's begin by showing you the haters...



...but just be careful - they may be looking over your shoulder...



...and their hatred is reflected in everything the do or say, and even their Budget tells us pretty clearly who they hate the most.



Sometimes the hate is so bad that the poor Cons get totally confused...



...and totally disorganized...



You remember "OAS," don't you?



Naturally, free speech and hate speech are two different things - unless you're a Conservative...



...because Conservative haters gotta hate AND they even have their own heroes...



...and their own slogans...



...and their own scandals...



...and their own belief systems...



...because they have to have something to believe in...



...even if they can't explain it...



...because real hatred often leads to mass confusion...



...and mass confusion leads to mass hysteria...



...and mass hysteria leads to mass stupidity...



...which takes us back to mass confusion...



...which distracts us from the Cons' real hatred - of the class warfare that they themselves started...



...as well as their hatred for anyone who say man-made climate change is going to kill us all.



The Cons hate a lot of things, like unions...



...and homeless people...



...and people of color...



...and inner city people...



...and women who are pro-choice...



...and Obamacare...



...and on and on and on.



And finally, there's a reason why their leaders want their followers to hate as much as they do...



...because while you're hating everything and everybody, the Cons are stealing your money and giving it to billionaires and multi-corporations - and laughing all the while!



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The Conservative hatred is really easy to understand.

Hatred for your perceived enemies entices the hateful to join your side.

Hatred for your real enemies incites those new supporters to hate and even kill for you.

And hatred is a mask to hide any semblance of the Conservatives' role as the representative of the rich and greedy among us - and we suggest that we will ALL be better off if we just...

...criminalize Conservatism.

Joyce, Jnr.


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''My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small
child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You're
facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply.
They will reproduce, especially ones that don't think too much further than that.
And so what you've got to do is you've got to curtail that type of behavior. They
don't know any better.''

South Carolina Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer, arguing against government food
assistance for poor residents.

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