Friday, May 1, 2015

Welcome To The Warm, Wonderful World of Conservative Politics!

Ta-da!
We often forget to give the "political philosophy" of Conservatism enough credit for all the warm, wonderful things that it's given us, like our impartial judicial system...



...and their skillful use of science and mathematics to prove that Conservatism rules...



...and that only the creme de la creme can get into the White House...



...because the Cons are on a quest for great leadership...



...because they're ALWAYS on the side of the little guy.



Even the Cons have families who love them to pieces, because Cons believe in "family values," just like their dutiful sons and daughters...



...and husbands and wives...



...and their parents and grandparents too...



...because traditional marriage is so historical and stuff...



...AND because the Cons are concerned about We The People.



To the Cons, a police state is sometimes a necessity...


...and someday someone else with Conservative values will applaud their efforts.



Finally, here's what the warm, wonderful world of Conservatism has brought to you recently - with heroic deeds like these...


...because Conservatives are truthful...



...wise...



(Just like their constituents.)



...and kind...



...and so respectful of our American way of life!



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Conservatism isn't a "political philosophy," it's what someone once said many years ago - that it's a vast, rightwing criminal conspiracy.

Conservatism kills, maims, and steals.  It's camouflaged as a "political party" because we wouldn't allow it under it's real description: An anti-American criminal cartel.

We've enacted laws to get rid of other gangsters in our midst like the RICO, described as
"The Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, commonly referred to as the RICO Act or simply RICO, is a United States federal law that provides for extended criminal penalties and a civil cause of action for acts performed as part of an ongoing criminal organization."
Isn't it about time to pass another RICO-type law just for Conservatives?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

George W. Bush.

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