Saturday, February 28, 2015

The Wacky World of American Conservatism!


We know that Conservatives are mean, and we know that most of them are pretty stupid, but are they crazy as well?

Some of the crazy ones think that the rest of them are crazier, believe it or not...



This was a recent article that sparked the question: Why ARE the Cons so wacky?

"Texas GOP Lawmaker Wants to Make Sure Fetuses are Represented by Lawyers."

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Texas State Rep. Matt Krause
"In a new example of the incoherent insanity that comes out of the Texas extreme pro-life camp, a GOP lawmaker has proposed assigning lawyers to fetuses whose mothers are brain dead.

"Texas State Rep. Matt Krause offered a bill that would require his state to appoint a lawyer to 'represent the unborn child’s interests' if the mother suffered brain death.


"'This is a bill that just seeks to give the unborn a voice,' Krause told an ABC affiliate...'"

Before you tell us that we're cherry picking, take a look at this...



...and this...

"SC County GOP: If You've Had Pre-Marital Sex, You Can't Be A Republican."

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"Before you can join the Laurens County Republican Party in South Carolina and get on the primary ballot, they ask that you pledge that you've never ever had pre-marital sex -- and that you will never ever look at porn again.


"Last Tuesday, the LCGOP unanimously adopted a resolution that would ask all candidates who want to get on the primary ballot to sign a pledge with 28 principles, because the party 'does not want to associate with candidates who do not act and speak in a manner that is consistent with the SC Republican Party Platform...'"

...and this...

"'Duck Dynasty' star Phil Robertson lectures CPAC on hippies, herpes and the Bible."

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Phil Robertson speaks to CPAC
"Duck Dynasty television star Phil Robertson told the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) on Friday that 110 million Americans were infected with sexually transmitted diseases and that it was 'the revenge of the hippies.'

"After accepting the Andrew Breitbart Defender of the First Amendment Award, Robertson stepped up to the CPAC podium and pulled out a Bible that appeared to be held together with duct tape.


“"'In case one of you gets to be president of the United States, make sure you carry your Bible and your woman,' the reality star advised. 'I’m just saying, safety. Safety.'

...and even this:

"Sean Hannity To CPAC Women: I Have 'X-Ray Fox Eyes' To See You're Pregnant."



"Fox News and radio talker Sean Hannity slipped into the twilight zone Friday, when he went off on a freaky tangent aimed at liberals and said things like, 'if I was stupid like a liberal,' but then he applied his logic to the conservative ladies in the crowd.
"I can look out in the crowd -- I kind of have x-ray Fox vision -- and I can see some of you women, you don't even know it yet, but you're pregnant," Hannity said. "It's not your fault. It's not his fault. Who's fault is it?"
"Hannity went into a knick knack paddy whack give the dog a bone anti-liberal screed before going x-ray fox eyes on the ladies. It is as creepy as it sounded..."

That's pretty crazy, but there's even more when the Cons put their little minds to it - like this...



...and this...




...and like this too.



Wasn't there a saying that insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting the same results?



Not all the Cons are crazy, unless you count "crazy like a fox" like this guy...



...and this guy...



...this gal...



...and even these guys!



Although most Cons can feign insanity when it suits their purpose...



But for the creepy craziness of Conservatism, this guy takes the cake...



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We may be giving too much credit to the Conservatives' insanity, much like we do for the murderer who pleads for his life with the insanity defense.

Or is Conservatism more like the guy who killed his parents, then pleaded for leniency because he was an orphan?

Either way, if they are deranged, then they are deranged criminals and to control criminals we pass laws.

Shouldn't we be avoiding all this Conservative craziness and just...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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