Thursday, February 26, 2015

What The Low Information Voter Doesn't Know About The GOP.

The Low Information Voter, aka the Misinformed Voter doesn't know what Conservatism is all about, and if he doesn't know he doesn't care.

So in the interest of spreading information, education, and entertainment we present What The Low Information Voter Doesn't Know About The GOP....starting with one of their core beliefs: The Constitution doesn't count.

"57% Of Republicans Say Dismantle Constitution And Make Christianity National Religion."

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"A Public Policy Polling (PPP) national survey conducted between February 20th and February 22nd of Republican voters, found that an astonishing 57 percent of Republicans want to dismantle the Constitution, and establish Christianity as the official national religion. Only 30 percent oppose making Christianity the national religion.

"Although the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment clearly states that 'Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion,' GOP voters want to cast aside that provision and impose Christianity as the official American religion.

"While a number of red states have passed statutes forbidding the implementation of Islam-based sharia law in their states, Republicans apparently have no misgivings about turning the United States into a Christian theocracy. The poll’s crosstabs reveal that support for making Christianity the official religion is strongest among Mike Huckabee (94 percent), Rick Perry (83 percent), and Ben Carson (78 percent) supporters..."

They can't be THAT stupid, you think...

Republicans Rick Perry, Jeb Bush, and Scott Walker. (photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty, Kevork Djansezian/Getty, Darren Hauck/Getty)
Republicans Rick Perry, Jeb Bush, and Scott Walker. (photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty, Kevork Djansezian/Getty, Darren Hauck/Getty)
"Republicans Unlearning Facts Learned in Third Grade to Compete in Primary."

("The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, 'The Borowitz Report.')

"In the hopes of appealing to Republican primary voters, candidates for the 2016 Presidential nomination are working around the clock to unlearn everything that they have learned since the third grade, aides to the candidates have confirmed.

"With the Iowa caucuses less than a year away, the hopefuls are busy scrubbing their brains of basic facts of math, science, and geography in an attempt to resemble the semi-sentient beings that Republican primary voters prize.

"An aide to Jeb Bush acknowledged that, for the former Florida governor, 'The unlearning curve has been daunting.'

"'The biggest strike against Jeb is that he graduated from college Phi Beta Kappa,' the aide said. 'It’s going to take a lot of work to get his brain back to its factory settings.'

"At the campaign of Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, the mood was considerably more upbeat, as aides indicated that Walker’s ironclad fa├žade of ignorance is being polished to a high sheen.

"The fact that Scott instinctively says that he doesn’t know the answers to even the easiest questions gives him an enormous leg up,' an aide said.

"But while some G.O.P. candidates are pulling all-nighters to rid themselves of knowledge acquired when they were eight, the campaign of Rick Perry, the former governor of Texas, is exuding a quiet confidence.

"'I don’t want to sound too cocky about Rick,' said one Perry aide. 'But what little he knows, he’s shown he can forget...'"

"Republican" is a synonym for "Conservative," of course, and what Conservatives want after they shred the Constitution is privatization...

Here are the ways the Cons do their dirty work...

...after they're paid enough, of course.

The average voter hasn't a clue how bigoted some of the Cons' heroes really are...

And if you're looking for intelligent people to guide you, Republicans/Conservatives aren't the sharpest pencils in the box...

...although the Cons always claim to be the most patriotic...

...and with rugged individuals like all Conservatives, they're their own man!

Conservative love to say they're for "smaller government..."

...and that they're really religious:

Somehow they're managed to convince the Low Information Voters that money equals talking.

And they're brilliant at pointing fingers at others, aka psychological projection...

So if you're looking for politicians that double down as attack dogs, vote GOP...

...because they're relentless when it comes to protecting the interests of the rich and greedy.


The Low Information Voters and the Misinformed Voters are the bane of democracy and no one knows this better than the criminals who make up the Conservative Syndicate.

Will the voters ever figure out how Conservatism is anti-American and how they've become the largest criminal cartel in history?

Probably not, and that is why we have to...

...criminalize Conservatism.

Joyce, Jnr.


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Strom Thurmond.