Thursday, February 19, 2015

Conservatism: Animal, Vegetable, Or Mineral?

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From Wikipedia:

"Animal, Vegetable, Mineral? was a popular television game show which ran from 1952 to 1959. In the show, different archeologists, art historians, and natural history experts were asked to identify interesting objects or artifacts from museums and other faculties, including university collections. The quiz show was presented by the BBC, continuing a long history of bringing contributors to archaeology into the media limelight..."

Let's modernize the game a bit and apply it to your friendly, neighborhood Conservative, starting with Animal...

"The Dinosaurs Who Want to Discriminate Against People Based on Gender Preference."

Roy Moore, chief justice of the Alabama Supreme Court, defends Alabama judges that refuse to issue same-sex marriage licenses and talks about his personal views. (Screen grab via Bloomberg Business / YouTube)
"For some unfathomable reason, the thought of other people having sex makes certain folks crazier than a three-legged, drunken squirrel on a telephone wire covered in ice. Judge Roy Moore, the Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court, is one of those; and frankly, his obsession is becoming more than a mite suspicious.

"Last week, Moore ordered probate judges in the Yellowhammer State to ignore a federal court order and refuse to issue marriage certificates to gay couples. Like the Civil War, these guys are programmed to never give up. Hey, South! Get over it. Unless you have compromising photos of US Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy with a baby brontosaurus, gay marriage is a done deal. And guess what, you lost. Again. Deal with it.

"This happens to be the very same Chief Justice Roy Moore who was kicked out of the very same office 12 years ago after ignoring another federal court order to remove a two and a half ton granite block inscribed with the 10 Commandments from the rotunda of the Alabama Judicial Building. Guy's caught in a loop. The Mobius Judge..."

Next, we move to Vegetable...

Finally, we take a look at the Cons' favorite mineral...

One more time - Animal...


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...and speaking of rocks in the head, this guy qualifies for a Mineral.

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We'll classify this next meme as "all of the above..."

And finally, this is neither one...


There are much better ways to classify the extremism called Conservatism, of course.

Too often, we classify the Cons by their own definitions, but reality calls for some truth: Conservatives are the radical representatives of the greediest and richest among us who seek to rule, democratic process be damned.

Our Declaration of Independence and our Constitution were documents that set us up as a democratic country, and any politician who seeks to eliminate our democracy should not only be exposed as anti-American - but also as a member of our criminal class.

Conservatism is their "philosophy," and it takes lies and hypocrisy to make these thieves and killers credible to the Low Information Voters and the Misinformed Voters.

Isn't it time to criminalize this criminal cartel hiding under the banner of "Conservatism?"

Joyce, Jnr.


"He is purple - the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the
gay pride symbol." (Talking about the purple Teletubbie)

Jerry Falwell.