Friday, January 16, 2015

Conservatives Are People Too, Aren't They?

Let's meet a few of our favorite Conservatives, just to understand how they really think!

First, there's the most famous Conservative rocker in history (with apologies to Kid "Rock."), and we learn a few things about Sister Sarah too...

"Ted Nugent Slanders Mentally Handicapped People Just Before Going on Sarah Palin’s TV Show."

"Admit it: You’d watch a train wreck for entertainment. You would. Okay, maybe not a passenger train full of people, but there’s no point in denying that the sheer carnage of massively dense objects flying through the air at high speed, twisting steel, bursting into flame and exploding in tree-shaking shockwaves isn’t at the very least entertaining
"Something you’d watch, just to watch it. Everybody loves a good train wreck…and in that regard, let there be no doubt that conservative entertainers like Ted Nugent and Sarah Palin are still very much doing their jobs.

"These days, both Ted and Sarah have fallen back a bit on the publicity market. Ted’s mostly relegated to begging for attention on Facebook and Twitter, and Sarah’s doing it on slightly less prestigious venues like the Sportsman Channel. Yes, the Sportsman Channel, corporate cousin to such auspicious titles as Shotgun News, Gun Dog, Shallow Water Angler and of course, Florida Sportsman Magazine. In short, a pretty good fit for NRA propaganda outlets like Cam & Company, and Amazing America with Sarah Palin. It’s also a pretty good fit for Ted Nugent, who’s scheduled to graduate from Facebook and appear on Sarah’s show on January 29th..."

Then, there are these made guys...

And don't forget the gals...

...and their new pal to carry on the Conservative tradition:

Meet Mrs. Christie's little boy Chris, one of the more straightforward and roundest of the Cons...

Some of the more aggressive Cons have one thing in common...

And we found one who is a bit different...yes, that's right - just one.

But don't despair -- here's their favorite guy from the last election...

You don't remember him? He's that expert on markets and financial stuff...

But now that we've met a few of the Cons, now we can understand the criminal conspiracy called "Conservatism" a whole lot more!

And when we go to sleep at night, we can feel a whole lot different about America's Conservatives!


All kidding aside, we know all about the Conservatives and why they lie about who they are.

Conservatism is the belief that the rich should rule, and common sense tells us that they have no place in a participatory democracy like ours.

The narrow definition of treason has let them off the hook for a long, long time BUT...

...isn't it time we considered criminalizing Conservatism for the good of the country?


"Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in
balloons and ribbons."

Frank Zappa.


Joyce, Jnr.