Friday, December 18, 2015

Xmas Wishes From The GOP To You!


As we approach the Holiday Season, we're taking the time to pass on a just a few Xmas wishes from your friendly neighborhood Conservatives to you - wishes like this, for example from one of their wimmen folk...


(Because the GOP loves their women!)


..and let's hear a Joyeaux Noelle from one of the Conservatives overseas...

...because Cons like him are just FILLED with the Christmas spirit...


...as long as you don't wish them "Happy Holidays"...


...or wish them to the Wrong People...


...unlike some other weirdos...


...because they have other worries...


...like our "weak" President...


...and their nomination for Prez...


(Even though they have such a great bunch of nominees!)


...and they're worried about what kind of gifts to give to our friends in other countries...

...because Xmas shopping is so difficult for the GOP these days...


...although for others, it's not so tough...


...and you never know if new clothes will work either...

...or backpacks for those hiking friends of yours...


...or maybe just a simple card will work...


...and miniature drones have been popular with the Conservative set too...


...as well as video games...


...and toy drums for some of the Conservative kiddies...


...and some nice things to remodel your home...


...and a smooch under the mistletoe...


...and a nice sweater...


...and something else for all those Cons who've been naughty and not nice...


...who might also love some of that old Green Slime for Xmas too...


...as well as other kinds of slime.


But Xmas wouldn't be Xmas without some Xmas music...


...accompanied by Christmas carols by your favorite Conservatives!


And as we wish Seasons Greetings to everyone, we have another short message from the Republican Party to you!


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Happy Holidays aren't good enough for the Conservatives - you have to say "Merrry Christmas" to remind everyone that only Republicans love the holidays.

Conservative Republicans (and there really aren't any other kind) have a lot of nerve calling on Christ to witness their lying, deceit, stealing, and murder - but that's the way they attract to dumbest and meanest in our midst to their side.

And even though it sounds strange to hear criminal types talk about how anti-democratic they are, it's typical of the newest and largest criminal cartel in history - the American Conservative "movement."

When the People finally wake up and realize that a crime cartel with anti-American sentiments is trying to take over the country, maybe they'll realize that it's way past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism.






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