Wednesday, December 9, 2015

What Do Conservatives Want From Us Anyway?


We've tried as hard as we could to understand just what the Conservatives want from us but we're still a little confused.

They say they're for "liberty"...



...and "individual freedom"...



...and they  also say that they're for "individual responsibility."



AND they say that they're the Party of New Ideas, not the Party of No.



But to find out what that Conservative "movement" is all about we asked the internets and found out plenty more about the Cons, starting with this little gem from one of their most important sponsors...



...and this one, where you can practically smell the hate and fear...




...and this one from the short-fingered vulgarian himself...



...and this one also from the Trump camp...



...and this one from ALL of the GOP candidates...


...and this one from the Conservative Sheeple themselves...




...and this one from the GOP's BFF...



...and another one from you-know-who again...



...and this one from the REAL aliens...



...and this one from the GOP's Public Relations Department...



...and of course, this one from a couple of the GOP's favorite candidates...



...along with this one, straight from GOP Headquarters...



...and with this one from the very same place...



...and this one from one of their leaders...



...along with this one from one of their most devout of followers...



...and this one that tells you what the Cons want from us by comparing them with the Other Party...



...as well as a certain government back in the 30s and 40s...



...and this one from a few of the States...



...and this one from some of their less astute morons in the Red States...




...and this one has a few descriptions of your favorite Conservative candidates that pretty much tell us what the Cons want from us.


So finally, here are a few of the many things the "new" GOP wants from us - do you get it now?


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These are just a few of the things that the Cons have gotten together that really should influence the voters next year.

To that short list we have to add lies, deceit, wholesale theft, mass murder, sedition, and treason.

But how many of our fellow citizens are aware of it, or more importantly how many of them even care?

Until they see what the Cons have brought to the table for them we're stuck - unless we first...

...criminalize Conservatism!





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