Friday, December 11, 2015

What Conservatives Love And Hate


People often ask us what Conservatives believe in, what they love and hate - and frankly we're at a loss with deep questions like this.

Sure, they tell us what their "philosophy" is but it's so complicated that even the Conservative followers themselves are at a loss to explain their loves and hates unless someone explains it to them.

But the internets knows EVERYTHING so we decided to let fate take us in its hand as it guides us through the maze of memes and 'toons over the last 24 hours, just to find out just what the Cons love and hate - starting with this little lesson in love vs. hate...


...and continuing with a meme that shows us something the Cons just LOVE..


...followed by a 'toon that shows us what the Cons really HATE...


...then love...


...then hate...


...then love...


...then hate...


...love...


...hate...


...love...


...hate...


...love...


...hate...

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...love...


...hate...


...love...


...hate...


...love...


...hate...


...love...


...REALLY hate...


...and we end this analysis of Conservative love and hate with even more Conservative hate!


There, wasn't that easy? Now that you've got the idea, let's end with a mix of Conservative love AND hate!


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Love and hate coexist in the Conservative world in a very weird and harmful way.

Since the Conservative "movement" is really all about changing a democracy into an aristocracy of the mean and rich, all their hate is reserved for the rest of us.

If you're rich and white, you get a lot of love, however.

But if you're something else you lose your income - and maybe your life.

Isn't this the kind of world that criminals live in?

Then  before it's too late we'd better...

...criminalize Conservatism!




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