Thursday, December 10, 2015

Trusting The Republicans To Be Republicans


We can't trust politicians, they say...


...but we can always trust Republicans to be Republicans because if they're one thing, they're consistent.


You many find this hard to believe so in our never-ending bipartisan effort to bring the truth home to you we dug up just a few bit of proof from the internets with memes and 'toons like this one, for example...


...and this one too...


...and this one from one of the GOP's most faithful disciples...


...and this one from the vanguard of the Tea Baggers...


...and this one from one of their spokesmen...


..who is patriotic AND religious AND terrific as all heck...


...and he knows his backers can always be trusted to be Republican too...


...because like we said, you can always trust every Republican to be a Republican...


...especially when they all stick together like Ronnie told them to...


...because after all a Republican is a Conservative under all that cheery facade...


...and Conservatives are masters of that "Hate" thingie...


...that goes along with that "Fear" thingie...


...the thing that makes a Conservative a Conservative...


...that makes each and every follower a unique human being...


...that needs hate and anger to make up for his shortcomings.


...because to the Conservatives life can be too complicated...


...and they need smart leaders to show them what to do and say...


...and even what to believe...


...although when you vote for them, that belief system gets tested to the max...


...but each and every Republican CAN keep being a Republican...


...that trusts all Republicans to be...Republicans.


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It sounds strange to say that the Cons' current pick to lead the U.S. has actually exposed the Cons for what they are - ugly, anti-democratic, anti-American attack dogs.

Conservative policies hurt and kill.

Conservative actions feed the bigoted, the sexist, the crazy, the angry, and the stupid Sheeplets that infest our polity.

And Conservatives deceive, lie, and steal to get their own way, just like any criminal syndicate you've ever heard of.

Don't these Conservative "ideals" make it mandatory that we...

...criminalize Conservatism as soon as possible?

Yes, we think so too.


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