Thursday, December 24, 2015

Things Conservatives Dream Up For Us When We're Asleep


While the rest of us are sleeping a dreamless sleep, our neighborhood Conservatives are dreaming of a million things that they're going to do - just for us, even during this happy holiday season.


But as conscientious citizens we know that you're really curious about their visions for us...


...because coming up with these thoughts takes a ton of research...


...especially from those who want their country back!


Even though their fantasies usually remain a secret, we've managed to uncover a TON of things that they're dreaming up for us - things like this, for example...


...and things like this for doubters who think the Cons are only protecting the rich and greedy....


...and this for those who doubt that the Cons even have a Christmas spirit...


...and this, because in Conservaworld honesty is the best policy...


...in fact it's GOP policy...


...while this Republican dream is for all those who think the Conservative "movement" is kind of corny...


..this one is from some of their close pals...


...and these dreams from the peeps who want to be YOUR president...


...and this dream is passed along to their more literate followers...


...along with dream...


...and for their fans, this little dream, of course...


...and for the crazier of the bunch, this strange one...


...and because dreams can sometimes turn into nightmares, this one...


...and other dreams turn into policy, like this one...


...and old dreams are the Conservatives' new visions and "new" ideas, just like these old Conservative dreams...


...and finally, as we often wonder why do the Cons dream what they dream...


...aren't you looking forward to their dreams for us when they get into office? I'm sorry, we didn't catch that.


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This is the ultimate fantasy for all of the Cons and they're getting closer and closer to their goal of total domination over the rest of us.

Even though we think we live in a democracy, it's not what the Conservative "movement" wants.

And as all of the Conservative dreams wind up in lies, deceit, stealing, and murder we have to admit that they look like any other criminal cartel in history - making us finally understand that the only way to defeat the Cons is to...

...criminalize Conservatism!




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