Saturday, December 19, 2015

Looking For Someone To Finally Speak The Truth?


You say you're tired of all that peace and prosperity and want someone to finally speak the truth to you?

What is "truth," after all?


We agree and sent our crack team of reporters out into the blogosphere to find someone who would finally speak the truth to all of us...and we found that's there's a group called the "Conservative Movement" that just might fit the bill!


It started not that long ago...


And assembled here are a few memes and 'toons that will show you just what the Conservative "movement" brings to the Truth Table, starting with this one from the Conservative Weather Channel...


...and continuing with an important pictorial editorial about that "Climate Change" junk...


...because the GOP sponsored it...


...so you know it has to be the truth, just like these Conservative truth-tellers know...


...and as their news show reports repeatedly with items like this...


...and as old hands in the Truth Game report too, with some of your favorites, like this old gal...


...and this relatively younger gal...


...and this old guy...


...and this guy, old what's his name...


...and this guy (on the "right," of course)...

...and this proud Conservative supporter...


...and this even prouder Trump supporter...


...but NOT this anti-Trump Librul fiend on the "left"...


...but we have to include all of these guys...


...especially their front runner...


...and even all the Conservative kids too...


...because when all is said and done, Conservatives know what is true and what is not - they just prefer "what is not"...


...because for all good Conservatives, the truth is relative!


And what have we learned today, kids?  That if you're looking for someone to finally speak the truth to you, the search still goes on.


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Does anyone remember the House Un-American Activities Committee that the Cons miss so much?


It smeared actors, singers, writers, and other innocents before the public woke up, threw up, and finally saw the last of it.

But ask any Con if they'd bring the HUAC back and they won't even hesitate with a loud, "You betcha!"


Unfortunately for the rest of us, Conservatives believe that the rich must rule whether of not we live in a democracy.

AND they also believes that there's no moral or ethical problem in lying, deceiving, stealing, and killing - just like any other criminal syndicate.

So what else is the solution for this mess we're in, other than to...

...criminalize Conservatism as soon as possible!




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