Saturday, December 5, 2015

Are Conservatives REALLY That Stupid?


We've admitted that Conservatives, especially their followers, are hateful, mean, and crazy.

But some are calling them stupid as well!

Could this be true or is this accusation just another Librul plot against God fearing 'Muricans?

So to investigate this important question we've sent our crackerjack team of objective analysts out into the blogosphere to find out if the "stupidity rumors" are true.

And they came back with a bunch of memes and 'toons that pretty much tell us the story - like this one, for example...



..and this one too...



...and this one from the critical thinkers over at the NRA..



...along with this one...



...and this one from the GOP logicians...



...along with this one too...



...and this one qualifies as a great example...



...along with this one from one of the "smart" GOP presidential candidates...



...and another one from the Cons' pals over at the NRA...



...and this one from the GOP's "brainiac"...



...and this one from God knows where...



...and this one...



...and this one from the GOP's headquarters...




...and this one suggesting that Conservative stupidity is genetic...



...along with this one that confirms it...



...and this one that shows us the fine line between Conservative stupidity and Conservative insanity...



...and this one showing that Conservative stupidity can spread as fast as any deadly virus...



...and this one that tells us how we can stem the spreading of the Conservative infection...



...and this one for the Cons that are mathematically  challenged...



...and this one for the scientifically challenged Cons...



...and this one...



...and this one for the Conservative gun nuts...



...and this one from the Conservative foodies...



...and yet another one from that dim bulb over at the GOP...



...and this one from the Conservative shyster posing as an intellectual...



...and this one that explains how nutritional deficiencies affect the Cons' thinking...



...if we can really call it "thinking."



And finally, this one that shows us how Conservative stupidity can spread it's tiny wings and fly into our psyches and take us down with them.




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When their constituency is stupid the Cons' Sheeplets and accept this sort of "legislation" without a murmer.

The GOP, they say, is made up of a few smart people and a whole lot of dumb ones.

Which also explains why the Sheeplets accept the stealing and killing that are the hallmarks of the Conservative "movement."

Which also explains why the Cons get away with anti-democratic words and actions.

And which also explains why the Sheeplets don't understand that anti-democracy is the same as anti-Americanism.

With all that exposed for the rest of us to see, it's WAY past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism!


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