Wednesday, November 18, 2015

MORE New Ideas From Conservaworld!


We thought we were done with discovering all the new ideas from the Conservative "movement," robbing the Middle Class, starving our poor, and killing and robbing everyone else, but we've managed to come up with even more new ideas from your friendly neighborhood Cons!

Take honesty, for example - this is the newest idea, as we see from the GOP front runner...



...along with eschewing flip-flops...



...and reacting swiftly to new events...



...and paying attention to those little details...



...and guarding our First Amendment rights...



...and keeping an eye out for all things un-American...



...and following Christian principles, of course...



...and speaking of "white," dancing in the pale moonlight...



...and watching over our financial matters...



...as well as our backs...



...and acknowledging that old saying about ignoring history...



...while protecting us from the terrorists too...



...and never being called out for hypocrisy...



...and mastering the skills of Critical Thinking...




...and respecting and helping our people to respect their "job creators..."



...and as always, warning us when we're going broke...



...and showing us their newest ideas about taxes...



...and oh, so many more of their other new ideas!



And we hope you've been paying attention, because you'll all be thrilled living under the new ideas of Conservatism!




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Here is one of the sources of the Cons' "new ideas," ideas that rob the middle class and the poor to give to the rich.

When the "new" ideas are the opposite of the Robin Hood philosophy, we call it "crime."

And when the "new" ideas" steal from the 99 percent, it's obviously anti-democratic, so we have to call the originators of those ideas "un-American."

And when these "new" ideas result in deceit, lies, wholesale theft, and murder, we think that it's high time that we...

...criminalize Conservatism!

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