Monday, November 30, 2015

Are White American Conservatives Really Domestic Terrorists?


Conservatives and their fellow travelers are vehemently denying that there are any "domestic terrorists" here...especially of the White variety.

But is this true? There can't really be White Domestic Terrorists in the land of the free and the home of the brave, can there?



With our intrepid search for the truth in all matters Conservative, we've decided to take another quick tour of the internets to find out if:

A. There are such things as white, domestic terrorists...



...and B. If there are, what do they do to terrorize the rest of us...



...and C. Why is the typical Con also a white domestic terrorist.



So without further ado, the first results of our scientific search with this little 'toon...



...and this little meme from the world of show biz just to get the ball rolling.



The typical Conservative always tells us how God is on their side and ours and even design new emblems to show us, like this one...



...and this one too...



...although we're not really sure if God IS on their side...



...because their message is brutally clear compared to the pleas from the Other Side..



...and even pleas from their OWN spokesmen sound suspicious, like this one...



...especially when he's on a roll...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...because terrorists come in all shapes and sizes, like these guys...

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...and this gal...



(You've met her somewhere, haven't you?)



...and those guys and their bimbo friends on Faux News...



....and this guy, of course...



...and all of these guys on the right...


...and these rich white terrorists too...



...with their rich history...



...and their little terrorist "club"...


...because let's admit it - from someone who knows...



...because facts are facts.



And finally, to complete our study - a meme that shows us the results of WHITE DOMESTIC CHRISTIAN terrorism...there, we said it!




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The poor Cons have been screaming that the definition of terrorism means that they just couldn't be white domestic terrorists, but could that be true?

Terrorists kill.

They steal.

They HATE democracy.

And they imprison young women.

All of these sick desires are just like those desires our Conservative "movement" wants ALL of us to share.

Terrorists or criminal, Conservatism is the opium of the masses as much as the Conservative brand of Christianity, and it kills and steals without emotion - leading us to ask a familiar question:

If terrorism is bad, isn't it WAY past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism too?

Yes, we also think so.


Sunday, November 29, 2015

Pointing Fingers In Your Face: It's The Conservative Way!


When people start to question the motives of a reasonable person, he just sits right down and explains himself.

But if you're a Conservative some say that your only reaction should be to point your finger in someone's face and call them names - or someone might call you a member of the Party of No or some other kind of obstructionist.

Surely that's an exaggeration, isn't it?



Only an impartial arbitrator can sift through the evidence to find whether this is true or not but we've decided to give it a try anyway.




And in our effort to disprove this base canard we've searched the internets high and low to find out the truth, starting with this explanation of the "Conservative Way" of pointing fingers - just to cast blame somewhere else...



...and then taking the credit where credit isn't due...



...while caring for the real criminals in our midst.


But back to the finger pointing with a 'toon we found that explains the whole thing...



...along with this one pointing the finger to our scientists...



...leading us to wonder if the Cons have a few mental issues...



...because sometimes they seem to be pointing the wrong finger at the wrong people...



...since facts can be so confusing for the intellectually challenged!













But finger-pointing is what the Cons do best, as we see here...




...and here...



...and here...



...but not here...



...although this one fits the description of Conservative finger-pointing to a "t"...



...along with this one...



...and this one that shows us how the Blame Game from all sorts of Conservatives leads to death and destruction...



...and this one...



...and this one...



...and check out the pointy finger on this one...



...and this one that shows us how finger-pointing and Conservative lies go hand in hand...



...and this one...



...and this one that explains one of the results of all that finger-pointing.



AND when as always the typical Con points a finger in someone else's face to "prove" a point, this one tells us how someone else might act upon it - just like this White Christian Terrorist did.



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There is a reason for the Conservative Blame Game - it's because the Conservatives have to distract you from their criminality.

Conservatism means that there's wholesale theft going on - by Conservatives.

Conservatism means that people will get killed - by Conservatives.

And the Blame Game distracts us from the biggest Conservative lie of them all - that they are a "legitimate" political party instead of a faction that hates democracy - AND therefore a faction that hates America.

With all that it's seems high time that we...

...criminalize Conservatism.