Tuesday, October 6, 2015

How To Be A Conservative: The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly


Total strangers have walked up to us in the street and asked us just how they can be a good Conservative and we were stuck for an answer because it's just not simple.



Conservatism calls for mature decision-making, leadership skills, and a talent for helping their fellow Americans - as we can see by this meme...



...and this one that reminds us of what's at stake for anyone who is considering their own positions on social and political issues while wondering which side to take...



...and this one that will help us understand how Conservatives are better for all things economic...



...and this one showing us how to react to those shootings that get the peeps mad at Conservatives...



...and this one to show us how to react to the will of the people...



...and this one tells us how to be nostalgic for the Good Old Days...



...and this one to show the world how much we adore our leaders...



(Especially those leaders who learn from the lessons of history.)



...and this one to show the world how we treat our wimmenfolk...



...and this one to show how to attack the "other side..."



...because as good Christians we KNOW who is at fault...



...and this one that tells us where to go to find out EVERYTHING we need to know as good Conservatives...



...and this one to remind ourselves why we hate big government...



...and this one that explains how to have safe and sane holidays...



...and this one to tell us how important truth is to our Conservative "movement..."



...and this one that tells us what our benefactors support - and oppose...



...and this one that explains how discrete Conservative are at all times...



...and this one that reflects how we hear the Voice of The People...



...and this one that combines our position on racial and sexuality at the same time...



while this one tells us what Conservatives believe about bigotry, capitalism, and war and women's issues all at the same time!



And finally, this one to make sure every Cons knows just how to make America great again!



(And when you put all this information to use, you too can be a candidate for the presidency of the United States.)



...and this one that explains the brotherhood of man...


...and this one that tells us how we should warn America about our common enemies...



...and this one that explains that Conservatives are NOT scientists...



...and this one to remind everyone that Conservatives are consistent about voting rights...



...and this one that tells us how to take on the Good Fight...



...and this one to remind us of the vagaries of socialism...



...and this one to remind us that we have the right to safeguarding our names and addresses from would-be Muslim Socialist Fascists...



...and this one to remind us how Conservatives believe in "conserving" our land and water conservation programs...also reminding ourselves that when it comes to Conservatism, while there is nothing "good" in it, the label "bad" and "ugly" fits the GOP to a 't.'



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Good Conservatives really believe all that stuff, because for the Cons believing in something is much more important than understanding it.

Because Conservatism is all about protecting the rich and persecuting the rest of us, it really doesn't take much thinking to be part of the Conservative "movement."

Combine all that and we have ourselves a "legitimate" political party that deceives, lies, steals, destroys, and kills - all in the name of Conservatism, just like the Syndicate used to do.

Before it's too late, don't you think we need to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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"I went to a number of women's groups and said: 'Can you help us find
folks,' and they brought us whole binders full of women."

Mitt Romney.

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