Saturday, September 26, 2015

What Our Republican Congress Brings To The Table


The House Republicans received a surprise yesterday when their leader announced his resignation, but few would be surprised if this will affect the agenda of the Conservative "movement."

Some have detected an uprising in the ranks, an uprising caused by the Conservative voters who feel they were bamboozled all this time by their Conservative legislators...



...legislators that really know their constituents' minds.



But with everything that the Cons bring to the table, we'd be shocked if these "rebels" really are going to abandon ship when they hold principles that coincide with their leaders' desires to help them in their time of need...



...and things that made America great once upon a time.



So today we've decided to take a look at what our Republican Conservative legislators bring to the table...



...things that make their supporters vote for them time after time, things they love, things like this...



...and things like spending YOUR tax dollars for abortions...



...and things that take advantage of scientific achievements like this....



...and all things derived from their financial expertise...



...and knowledge of the Constitution...


...and, of course, all things Biblical like this...



...and this.



But back to the things the GOP brings to our legislative table, like racial equality...



...and getting out the vote...



...and exposing Democratic treason...



...while accepting compassion when it's offered...

john

...and stopping man-made climate change before we all go down with the ship...



...and spreading the nation's wealth fairly...




...and helping the American workers, big and small...




...and working with other world leaders...



...and exposing the Muslim Fascist Socialists in our midst...



...as well as commending hard-working Cons for doing their job well...



...AND doing the opposite of whatever the Democrats tell us to do!



After all of this, it's pretty clear that even a Republican Congress isn't going to help the poor and disadvantaged Conservative Sheeplets to "take back their nation..."



...because EVERYONE knows that government can't create anything.




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By now it should be patently obvious what the Cons will bring to the table now that class warfare is the name of the game - more of the same.

More trickle-down, more wars - including class warfare and the war against women and children - more gerrymandering, more racism, more vote suppression and vote theft, more anti-choice, and everything and anything that helps to enable their rich sponsors' greed.

AND more lying, deceit, stealing, and murder - just like the average day in the life of any criminal cartel.

With all this, isn't it way past time to...

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.



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"When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like,
'Oh shut up.' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining."

Glenn Beck.

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