Sunday, September 27, 2015

What Our Republican Congress Brings To The Table, Part II


We continue with our story with today's post, "What Our Republican Congress Brings To The Table, Part II," and we'll also be including a few Cons who aren't in Congress (Thank God), because the Conservative "movement" has infected people in the media and other propagandists in our society, people that hate the notion of helping the unfortunate in their own country - not to mention any other country in the world.

But first we have to preface today' post with a warning...



...along with a description of what Conservatism is NOT...



...and a short message that the Cons will hate!



With that out of the way, now we can follow the tenets of Conservatism and predict what the Cons have in store for all of us by looking at what they do and say, with memes like this one about their concern for women's health issues...



...and this one about how the GOP is all about holiness...


...and this one about the vaunted attribute of Conservative self-control...



..and this one about how they adore Reaganism...



...and this one about the fiscal prudence of Conservatism...



...and this classic that explains their consistency in telling us what we should do and how we should act...



...and this one that even explains how Conservatives choose their food...



...and this one that explains everything you need to know about Supply Side Economics...


(Even though some Marxist Commie Liberals foolishly say it doesn't work!)



...and the Cons also bring practical politics to the table...



...as well as knowledge about all things scientific for those who are completely out of touch with reality...




...along with a stirring feeling of partisan brotherhood...



...that is shared by EVERYONE in Conservaland...



...as well as truth-telling at all times...



...because with the Cons honesty is the best policy!



Now aren't you glad that you know EXACTLY what our Republican Congress is going to bring to the table?




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Conservatism will bring one important thing to the Congressional table: Anything and everything that helps the rich.

Naturally, when one of the two major political parties protects the rich through legislation, their relentless quest means trouble for the middle class and the poor.

Criminal organizations couldn't do better at lying, stealing, and killing their way to total power, and in a democratic society Conservatism is anti-democratic - and therefore anti-American.

Why don't Americans wake up, smell the criminality, and...

...criminalize Conservatism!
Joyce, Jnr.



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"I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix."

GOP Vice President Dan Quayle.

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