Sunday, September 13, 2015

What Are Republicans Really Like?


Do the American people know what Republicans are really like?

The Repugs claim to be a lot of things, but we can boil it down to just a few.

For one thing, Republicans are Conservative.  Not liberal, not even moderate - ALL Republicans are Conservative because the crux of Conservatism is the belief in the Divine Right of The Rich, nothing more and nothing less.

Some disagree with this fact, and in the spirit of bipartisanship and impartiality we want to find out what Republicans are really like, starting with a look at the soul of the GOP...



...and then we can look at the difference between Republicans and the "other" party...



...even though they both agree on the importance of the principles of our Statue of Liberty.



But let's get back to the question, starting with this brief conversation...


...and continuing with the GOP's strong point - taxes...



Well, if it's not taxes, it's military expertise...



...and financial expertise...



...and women's right to choose...



...and respecting our traditions...



...like pre-emptive warfare...



...and sound analysis of what our intelligence experts tell us...



(Because it's good to remember those things as well as things like THIS.)



...and marriage equality...


...and racial equality too...



...and teaching everyone how America is a Christian nation and Republicans are oh, so biblical...



...and presenting the issues to the voters in a balanced way...



...and calling a cease-fire in the War Against Women...



...and keeping an eye out for things that are dangerous to capitalism...


...but breathing nothing of an evolutionary nature, of course...


...and making sure that everyone knows that the GOP is the Party of Deep Thinking...



...no matter how much it costs to make sure that the voters understand the truth...



...because the truth can only be told by our rich benefactors...



...or their stooges.



And when all is said and done, this is really what Republicans are like...



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Sometimes the truth hurts, and when we find out what the Republicans are REALLY like, it hurts the Republicans themselves.

The truth is that the Repugs are stupid, mean, and hateful...and that's just their constituents.

And what's the Republican leadership really like?

To start off with they're the annointed spokesmen for the rich, and they'll lie, steal, and kill to make sure that the Rich Shall Rule.

What they're REALLY like is more of a criminal cartel than a political party - leading us to ask the familiar question: Isn't it time to..

...criminalize Conservatism?

Joyce, Jnr.


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